A book I'll never write

would have a character named "Dogu" in it. It would be me, only not me, because his name is "Dogu." It would be some kind of a fantasy or science fiction setting, so his name wouldn't be considered strange by the other characters in the book. But I'd have to make clear that he wasn't some kind of half-animal type and that his name didn't mean "half-dog" or "exhibiting dog-like characteristics."

I'll probably never write that book.